|You see why the kid thinks that drunken monkeys are in charge at IKEA, right?|
Thursday, January 24, 2013
It started with IKEA. IKEA, otherwise known as the store with drunken monkeys stocking the assembly kits. No, really.
One bad tool, six crooked washers, and a seven page set of
comic book directions later....
I unpacked my chair, Timesboy (the non-drunken and non peacoat wearing monkey) looked at the directions with said chair, raised an eyebrow, and said "Drunken monkey directions?"
And we have a beginning to my spot. No monkeys allowed. Drunken, peacoat-wearing or otherwise.
Peace and love and pre-stripped IKEA screws :-)
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