Texpatriate girl's view on life with monkeys, pugs, two wheels, nutella, and a dash of glitter. Sometimes funny, sometimes tragic, and often tragically funny. Most importantly, though, pictures of pugs and monkeys. You are welcome. XOXO
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
A handful of kale, a handful of spinach, half a banana, ice, and orange juice. A dropperful each of Ass Kicking immune, Ass Kicking Sinus, and Ass Kicking Biotic. Blend (preferably in a Magic Bullet or Vitamix) until a lime-green pulpy mess. Drink up quickly, and feel two distinct feelings. One, feel that surely this many vitamins can kick any cold germ's arse to the curb. Two, feel a little uppity/sheepish that you are now one of those whackadoos that juices, as opposed to most who simply grab their breakfast with a side of hashbrowns in a drive-thru.