me- "When is the last time you bathed?"
the kid- "Mmmmm. I dunno. The last time you asked me to bathe?"
me- "Gross, man. Go take a bath."
the kid- "I can't, Mom."
me- "Why? Are you allergic to water?"
the kid- "No, Mom. I have a reputation to protect."
Mom- 0 The Kid- 612
Saturday, January 28, 2012
I. Love. Athena.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Because, truly, isn't life immensely better with bacon, glitter and unicorns? I'd put a picture of Neil Patrick Harris up too but that might be jumping the shark.
Peace and love and we will catch up soon, friends.