Juice

A handful of kale, a handful of spinach, half a banana, ice, and orange juice. A dropperful each of Ass Kicking immune, Ass Kicking Sinus, and Ass Kicking Biotic. Blend (preferably in a Magic Bullet or Vitamix) until a lime-green pulpy mess. Drink up quickly, and feel two distinct feelings. One, feel that surely this many vitamins can kick any cold germ's arse to the curb. Two, feel a little uppity/sheepish that you are now one of those whackadoos that juices, as opposed to most  who simply grab their breakfast with a side of hashbrowns in a drive-thru.

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There, doncha feel aaaah-mazing, cupcakes?

Comments

  1. Is THIS what you were trying to get Gabe to make to cure of us our tragic influenza?
    I think he said something about letting the flu take us, instead. I just combatted it with a weekend full of sleep.

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