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Jalapeno Chocolate Bar. Hell yes.
 This chocolate bar has me freakishly excited. Like, Ooooh Em Gee Excited!! Peanuts, peppers and chocolate. It's like Mole in a solid form. Proof that you can take the girl out of Texas but you will never take Texas out of the girl...
Oh, Planters. Men need manlier nuts? Really?
I bought a paper on Sunday. I never buy papers so I scoured it from beginning to end. Editorials, Sports, World News, Horoscopes and all of the ads. This coupon called to me. NUT-trition nut mix. For men. Because men need manly nuts. Oh, you silly marketing people at Planters. What next? Penis Peanuts? Seriously?

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