Texpatriate girl's view on life with monkeys, pugs, two wheels, nutella, and a dash of glitter. Sometimes funny, sometimes tragic, and often tragically funny. Most importantly, though, pictures of pugs and monkeys. You are welcome. XOXO
Jalapeno Chocolate Bar. Hell yes.
This chocolate bar has me freakishly excited. Like, Ooooh Em Gee Excited!! Peanuts, peppers and chocolate. It's like Mole in a solid form. Proof that you can take the girl out of Texas but you will never take Texas out of the girl...
Oh, Planters. Men need manlier nuts? Really?
I bought a paper on Sunday. I never buy papers so I scoured it from beginning to end. Editorials, Sports, World News, Horoscopes and all of the ads. This coupon called to me. NUT-trition nut mix. For men. Because men need manly nuts. Oh, you silly marketing people at Planters. What next? Penis Peanuts? Seriously?