|Yes that is a bacon egg burger on a glazed donut. Oh. My. Arteries.|
Not now, though. For some reason, nothing tastes good. Everything tastes like cardboard. Nothing has any flavor and even swallowing food seems disgusting. I have been living on protein shakes, grape tomatoes and apples for the past week because even smelling food makes my stomach turn.
Friends promise me that the Breakup Diet is temporary, that eventually red wine and cheese will sound good again. In the meantime, I should just enjoy the twelve pounds I have lost thus far. Who knew the breakup would have me fitting in jeans I have not worn in four years? Ooooh, the irony.
And before you ask, Nutella does not even work right now. I told you this was rough.
picture by Eats.com Arteries were probably harmed in the photo shoot.