Monday, February 27, 2012

Serious s@#*

*Warning- Mild expletives ahead!*

Some days, I feel like my life is shit. Literally shit.

I am constantly cleaning up literal shit. And pee and vomit and other wonderfulness.

I am cleaning up figurative shit- Messes other people have left and I am somehow holding the bag.

I am cleaning up my own shit- My goodness, I thought I would have less shit of my own to deal with by the decrepit old age of thirty-eight.

I am taking people's shit- Sometimes, I just get those days where people are giving it out freely. And copiously.

And then, when I start to feel bad about it, I see this at the market...


Maybe it is because of all of the shit that I am dealing with, but this cupcake mix makes me deliriously happy for one realization. I may have ALL of the above-said shit to deal with, but at least I can choose not to eat shit. For God's sake, look at that cupcake and tell me your mind did not go straight there. I dare you.

1 comment:

  1. Awwww! It's like the little hind-end of a bunny rabbit with a little bunny rabbit poop poking out!

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