"Yes, love?"
"Were you alive when the Civil War ended?"
"Excuse me?"
"Were you alive when they abolished slavery?"
"You are kidding, right? That would make me almost a hundred and fifty years old, Timesboy."
"Oh. Yeah. I knew that, Mom. I just wanted to use the word 'abolish'. Seriouly."
Meet Abraham Lincoln. Apparently, my peer.
Timesboy- 1865
Mom- 0
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