Saturday, February 18, 2012

Abolishing My Old Age


"Yes, love?"

"Were you alive when the Civil War ended?"

"Excuse me?"

"Were you alive when they abolished slavery?"

"You are kidding, right? That would make me almost a hundred and fifty years old, Timesboy."

"Oh. Yeah. I knew that, Mom. I just wanted to use the word 'abolish'. Seriouly."

Meet Abraham Lincoln. Apparently, my peer.

Timesboy- 1865 
Mom- 0

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