Texpatriate girl's view on life with monkeys, pugs, two wheels, nutella, and a dash of glitter. Sometimes funny, sometimes tragic, and often tragically funny. Most importantly, though, pictures of pugs and monkeys. You are welcome. XOXO
me- "When is the last time you bathed?"
the kid- "Mmmmm. I dunno. The last time you asked me to bathe?"
me- "Gross, man. Go take a bath."
the kid- "I can't, Mom."
me- "Why? Are you allergic to water?"
the kid- "No, Mom. I have a reputation to protect."