Reputation

me- "When is the last time you bathed?"

the kid- "Mmmmm. I dunno. The last time you asked me to bathe?"

me- "Gross, man. Go take a bath."

the kid- "I can't, Mom."

me- "Why? Are you allergic to water?"

the kid- "No, Mom. I have a reputation to protect."

Mom- 0   The Kid- 612


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