|Happy Spring! Or Summer. Whatever, I will take it!|
|Upside Down? This is how we roll, peeps.|
"Stocks. Maybe a little Microsoft. A little Echostar. And Home Depot. Oh, and I want a riding lawnmower. Stocks and a riding lawn mower, okay?"
Silence. What do you say to those requests for the big ELEVENTH birthday?
"So you get to stay home for a few hours today by yourself? What are you going to do?"
"Vacuum a little. Scoop a little dog poop. Maybe some laundry."
Silence. Then, a hopeful and proud "really???"
Snort. "No, mom. More like Spongebob and cookies. But I will shower."